Born in Kansas City in 1970, he prefers to go by Scot, finding the extra T excessive and an overall bore. Dixon's early education consisted of about 18 months of classes from several itinerant teachers; he was mostly self-educated and was an avid reader. Very tall and strong, adolescent Scot was handy with an axe and became a talented local wrestler, which imbued him with self-confidence. Scot pursued his love for candy necklaces, whoopee cushions and teddy bears by taking a part-time job at the local Dollar Tree as a greeter. He loved the long hours in his leisure suit. On the weekends young Dixon spent his days roaming the wilderness, hunting his own game, and chasing after his anarchist dreams.
Since graduating with a degree in taxidermy from Waco University, Scot has traveled the world in search of the perfect prawn cracker. His journey landed him in "the Sas", Japan where he would spend a large portion of his early adulthood molding the minds of young children. He also did a few side gigs as a model for Gateway computers.
As a result of several bad experiences during his travels, Dixon had not flown on an airplane since the mid-late 1990s, traveling instead via a personal bus. In April 2009, Scot flew to London for the first time as a result of taking a ten hour course with Virgin Atlantic Airlines. He now builds model airplanes out of old coke containers (cans, bottles, caps, etc). He sells them on ebay.
He currently works as an ad-hoc reporter for a Japanese news station in New York City and one day plans to own a plantain farm. He thinks the rent is too damn high.
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