20 October 2010

Priscilla A. White

Priscilla in traditional South Carolinian costume

Priscilla comes from the noble lineage of the White family of the River Thames' East Bank. The Whites first crossed the Atlantic in 1567, but were immediately disgusted by the lack of proper hot cross bunneries. They returned in 1676 as a practical joke on their uptight parish. Unfortunately, no one quite understood their humour and they stayed in the colonies for good.

Priscilla, which comes from the proto Indo-European roots "Prees Ella", means "one who leaves one purse everywhere". Besides leaving her purse in a plethora of environments, Priscilla enjoys a wide range of leisure activities. Interested in midwifery from the first time she strolled into the birthing unit of the local hospital, Priscilla scaled Mount Everest at the age of 15 to assist a Sherpa in giving birth on the sacred peak. Other hobbies include: fairy garden rat parties, taking showers loud enough to warrant a noise complaint, falling asleep and just being fabulous.

Priscilla's education remains an important part of her everyday life. She lives by the philosophy "If you ain't learned it, you doesn't know it." Priscilla speaks fluent Greek, Hebrew and Baylor. Along with foreign languages, another passion of hers in the classroom is yellow chalk dust.

Priscilla moved to New York several years ago to pursue a career in being awesome. The job is very demanding and requires at least ten hours per day of being awesome. She enjoys her job but would really like the freedom to wear pleats or pastel flannel when she wishes.

Priscilla is the official social media and PR chair of the Prigsons. We are still trying to figure out what either of those things mean.




She's not a witch. She's nothing you've heard. She's you.

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